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My most recent novel, released in November, 2009. Print and Kindle editions available through Amazon.

 

Not Fit For Human Consumption:

A Comedic Farce.

A tale not to be taken too seriously, with cockroaches, genetically enhanced rats, rabbits, high school science clubs, hedgehog conspiracy theorists, military coups, adolescent bomb shelter romance and cosmic entities bent on annihilation.

 

A large cast with various stories, most of which are involved with the appearance of Arax the Annihilator, an alien being of immense powers who is wreaking havoc on the planet.

Also appearing:

Henry Stewart, member of the Hedgehog Surveillance Network, who hopes to be part of the New World Order after the government topples;

Loretta the rabbit, who just wants to hop free in a meadow after a lifetime of captivity;

Omar Sharteen, who wants to bomb his own Parliament building so the US will build a nice shiny new one;

Peter the Cockroach, a prophet who sees his brethren as the final survivors.

Some adult language and situations make this a PG-13 book, appropriate for teenagers and above.

 

 

The book will be available through Amazon.com and Lulu.com.

You can use this PayPal link to order a SIGNED copy.

Signed copies are available for $10 - this includes shipping within the continental United States via USPS Media Mail.

Simply fill in the name to sign the book to, and click the Add to Cart button to start the secure PayPal transaction.

There will be a message field in the PayPal shopping process you can use to indicate any personalized message to be included with the autograph. Please, no profanity or derogatory notes; the author reserves the right to edit the notes.

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You can order this and any of my other books through my ORDERS page as well.

 

 

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